WTFIGO?

I'm starting to feel like a student now. I guess it took me long enough, but I really do now. I like going to my classes. I do not like using the bathroom while there however. Yesterday, I went to class and I really had to use the bathroom. I had to pee. Well I trally-la-ed to the bathroom, only to discover an explosion of enormous proportions taking place. I quickly did a u-turn and held my body fluids. Why oh why do I always seem to be the one to walk in on these things? If someone is blowing up the quatro el bano, I Keshia (9/10) will walk in on them and have to inhale the crap. Folks I hate going to the bathroom to smell my on stuff, so you know I have no desire to be welcomed into the foul odor world of another. We in this country need to follow the way of Israel. They have ceiling to floor public restrooms. You couldn't guess or smell a thing happening in the cubicle next to you, because you have complete privacy. American public restrooms are too invasive. Bathroom reform anyone?